raise your hand if you are scared shitless about the future yet couldn’t care less at the same time
- Me reading from across the room: I hate titties?
- Chelsea, hurt: What? ... Love.
"1. contrary to popular belief, waking up early isn’t going to drastically alter your life or effect how you’re feeling. so sleep til noon and relish in the way laying in bed all day makes you feel a little more human.
2. drinking your coffee ‘black’ doesn’t make you cooler or more sophisticated than the rest of us who load in milk and sugar.
3. being unimpressed by everything makes you look like a twat. get excited, be overly passionate about something. enthusiasm is fun.
4. hating yourself isn’t romantic.
5. eat whatever you want. your friend’s a vegan? awesome. listen to her talk about how great she feels because of it while you tuck in to some chocolate cake. tell her you feel just as great."
"I smell like a rich, old white lady, but really I’m a young, broke latina who loves Channel perfume."
Some chick in line at the bar bathroom